Friday @ 5.6.09
okayokay. im here to post aft afew days of lazing ard :D
LOL. actualy i was up to sth for my beloved two.
hahas. u both wil oni noe it whn i go to jas hse.
mus kip ual in suspense. im the evil kid genius.
exaggerated ==
well anyway, tis hols is so goddamn boring.
dont u agree? to spice tings up a litte,
here's sth frm a joke, its abt singlish:
Wah! i heard we all now gt bigbig debate.
they said future of proper eng is at stake.
all becos stupid singlish spoil the market,
want to change now dunno whether too late.
Aiyoh! ang mo hear us talk like tt oso wan to faint.
even our 'U' graduates speak ly Ahbeng, Ahseng.
singlish is lyk rojak,
evryting throw inside anyhw mix.
got malay, indian, chinese and english,
cn give and take.
whn u dunno sth is under table or chair,
you ask out loud loud
" oi! under whr? under whr?"
whn u see sb behaves very bad,
u scold hm, " aiyah! why u so lyk tt?"
whn u ended up in a traffic jam,
and gt stuck, u complain,
" today i sai chia kena very chia lat."
whn u see moon cakes with so many egg yolks,
u say, "wah! tis type gd to eat, v shiok!"
whn ur fren mistook hs mother for hs aunt,
u distubr hm, "alamak! why u so blur one?"
u write lyk tt in exam u sure liao.
tcher mark ur paper oso keesiao.
i dunno whether u agree wif me or nt?
i us simply sharing wif u my thots.
singlish is jus lyk the garden weeds.
u pull lyk mad stil it won't quit.
sure gt sme ppl lyk n sme dun lyk.
singlish n english, they'll stil live side by side.
sekali our singaporean identity all lost till dunno go whr.
even orang-utan Ahmeng starts tinking ly a polar bear.
bt stil mus go I.T. otherwise bcme swa koo,
oni smarter than Ahmeng at the mandai zoo.
wait the whole world go I.T.
we still blur as sotong,
nxtime we all oni qualified to sell laksa in chai chee.
